I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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