For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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