So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I forget how to act sober
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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