Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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