I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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