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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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