oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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