I need help removing her.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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