I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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