dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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