I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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