My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
there is puke in my bra ... again
Panties = found
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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