so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
