Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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