Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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