heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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