I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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