Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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