hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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