but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
