what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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