So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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