She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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