Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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