I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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