yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
