I need help removing her.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize