You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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