and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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