She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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