doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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