I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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