physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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