dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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