at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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