do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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