Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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