I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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