i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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