Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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