put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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