Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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