Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
