I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I want a musical about memes.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
