The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They have beer where we have blood.
Pooping to opera.
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