I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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