is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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