I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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