this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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