i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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