This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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