I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
smell my finger.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
