I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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