i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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