I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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