honey bunches of taint.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm having to shit out rocks
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